I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
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