her vagine was all disorganized.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Randomize
