Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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