I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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