Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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