Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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