who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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