This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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