yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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