your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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