I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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