have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
