he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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