I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
We had to coat check the pizza.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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