i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
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