She's JV to your varsity
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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