I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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