Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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