real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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