Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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