it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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