I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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