the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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