sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Randomize
