OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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