Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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