Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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