so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Just puked most of my soul out..
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
