"it" just moved
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Your cock deserves a montage
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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