Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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