We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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