You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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