Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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