what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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