A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
