omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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