You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
two words...techno handjob
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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