How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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