wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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