I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
No subtext here. People are naked.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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