Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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