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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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