What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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