with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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