does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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