We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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