He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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