Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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