I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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