Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i think i have herpe
just one?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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