Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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