got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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