What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
How does one acquire holy water?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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