This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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